Jane Fonda: 'Do You Know Who I Am?'
Netlore Archive: Story circulating since the mid-1990s claims Jane Fonda and Ted Turner were kicked out of a Montana restaurant by its owner, a Vietnam veteran.
Description: Urban legend
Circulating since: 1996/earlier
Status: DubiousExample:
Email text contributed by Dan, April 24, 2003:
Subject: MONTANA HOSPITALITY!!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
Star 100.7 Radio Station was doing one of their "is anyone listening who" bits this morning. The first one was, "Ever have a celebrity pull the 'do you know who I am' routine?"
A lady called in and said that when she was visiting her cattle rancher Uncle in Billings, MT a few years ago, they went to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes. Lots of other rancher types and their spouses were already waiting.
In comes Ted Turner and Jane Fonda. They want a table. The hostess says they'll have to wait about 45 minutes. Jane Fonda asks if she knows who she is? "Yes, but you'll still have to wait 45 minutes." Then Jane says, "Is the manager in?"
The manager comes out, "May I help you?" "Do you know who I am?", ask both Jane and Ted. "Yes, but these folks have all been waiting already and I can't put you in ahead of them."
Then Ted asks to speak to the owner. The owner comes out. Jane again asks, "do you know who I am?"
The owner says "Yes, I do.... Do you know who I am? I am the owner of this restaurant and a Vietnam Veteran. Not only will you not get a table ahead of all of my friends and neighbors here, but you also will not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any other night. Good bye."
Only in America, what a great country!
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Analysis: For all we know, the incident described above actually happened somewhere, sometime — though I doubt it.It qualifies as an urban legend regardless, because:
1. It has been ceaselessly repeated, without authentication, since the early-to-mid 1990s.
2. The details vary (e.g., location and name of restaurant) with different tellings of the story.
The Fonda/Turner variant is just one example of an old, familiar theme.
Do you know who I am?
Do-you-know-who-I-am tales, in which famous people get their comeuppance when they try to use their celebrity to "pull rank" on ordinary folks, have been around forever.
Consider this example, posted a few years back on an Internet joke list:
A celebrity went to visit a nursing home for a charity event and was dismayed that no one seemed to recognize him. He started thinking that, perhaps, the old folks were just being polite by not accosting him for autographs and the like. So he went up to one old lady and said, "Do you know who I am?"The lady smiled and instantly the celebrity was reassured that the fame he'd worked so hard for hadn't slipped away. The old lady said, "Don't worry. The nurse can tell you who you are."
Consider this example, retold in a news article about Martha Stewart:
"Do you know who I am?" she [Martha Stewart] demanded, at which point the waiter climbed onto a chair and clanged a spoon against a glass."Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen," he announced to the room at large. "I wonder if you can help. There's a lady here who doesn't seem to know who she is."
And this one, found on the Internet, featuring former child star Danny Bonaduce:
DANNY: Can I get a room, please?
FRONT DESK MAN: We're full, I'm sorry.
DANNY: (chuckles) Yeah, ah, do you know who I am?
FRONT DESK MAN: Does it matter?
DANNY: Well, I was on The Partridge Family.
FRONT DESK MAN: The what?
DANNY: It was a TV show. Back in the - I'm Danny Bonaduce.
FRONT DESK MAN: I'm a little busy right now, sir.
DANNY: I also host The Other Half.
FRONT DESK MAN: The other half of what?
DANNY: (leans in and whispers) Look, okay, don't say anything, but... I was on that show... um, Celebrity... Celebrity Boxing.
FRONT DESK MAN: OH! Oh YEAH! CELEBRITY BOXING! ON FOX!
DANNY: Shhh... shhh...
FRONT DESK MAN: Yeah, I LOVED you on that!
DANNY: Thanks. Thanks a lot. So what do you think,
can I --
FRONT DESK MAN: No, I'm sorry, we're full.Jane and Ted go to dinner
The earliest published example of the Jane Fonda/Ted Turner variant, in which it's claimed that the incident took place at the Rocky Mountain Pasta Company in Bozeman, Montana, appeared in an unofficial summary of the Rush Limbaugh radio show dated April 10, 1996:
Rush says that's not the Unabomber's fault - it's people like Ted Turner who show up and buy thousands of acres for their buffalo ranches. Roxanne agrees, and she digresses to note that Turner and Jane Fonda have been kicked out of restaurants in Montana.Rush asks how this happened, and Roxanne says a law enforcement friend told her that Fonda and Turner went into the Rocky Mountain Pasta Company in Bozeman, MT and were a bit miffed that they weren't seated immediately. The hostess told them that they were booked up and that there was a wait for tables, so Fonda demanded to see the manager, asking, "Do you know who I am?!"
Rush notes this is really bad form for any sort of celebrity, and Roxanne agrees. The manager came out and he turned out to be a Vietnam veteran, so he wasn't pleased to see Fonda at all. He told her, "Yes, Miss Fonda, I know who you are and you are not welcome in my restaurant!"
A more recent online variant includes a footnote claiming the incident actually occurred at Sir Scott's Oasis Steakhouse in Manhattan, Montana.
A variant of that variant says it was Sen. John Kerry and his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, who received their comeuppance at Sir Scott's Oasis Steakhouse, not Jane Fonda and Ted Turner.
The restaurant says nothing of the kind ever happened there.
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